Cat?

Since our awesome cat Zoe passed away a few weeks ago, we've been thinking about a new cat. I was cruising Craigslist today and ran across this gem. 


"i'm selling my girlfriend's cat for 25 dollars. it's a white cat but usually red with other animal's blood. this one year old kitten would be great to throw into your bosses car or maybe on an enemy's couch. use it to entertain or maybe introduce into a cock fight to stir it up a little. this cat would not be good around small children unless you hate your kids. if you're into Satan worship, maybe it could be used to somehow raise the dead. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. call ryan."


Sorry Ryan, we're laughing over here, but we definitely don't want your devil cat.